The Dog Blog

Ginger - the funniest dog in Vancouver

2009-08-13T17:20:00.000-07:00

This lady rocks! She upstaged all of my talk show appearances and is now an internet sensation.

winter and summer

2009-07-29T14:44:00.000-07:00

I know I haven't posted for a long time. I had a good winter and spent the summer accepting that I am part-Rottweiler. I am now okay with it.

I have been hanging out with my sisters and going to the beach. I started running in the spring but it was not for me. I am taking up gardening. I like digging in the dirt and I sometimes eat flowers.

fashion

2008-08-07T10:07:00.000-07:00

The latest trend in dog couture is drapes!

les chiens de la France

2008-04-30T13:11:00.000-07:00

I have a new paw pen pal. He lives far away in a country called France. He is also a Labrador, and his name is Chance.

He told me that dogs have a lot of freedoms in France. They can go to most restaurants, where they often sit at the table with their peoples, and they have whole streets of nothing but stores full of dog food. Dogs also can ride on the bus and train. Best of all, cats do not have this same kind of freedom. There are all many parks full of birds to chase.

There is even a famous museum containing paintings of dogs. Chance sent me some photos from this museum.

People line up to take photos of the dog paintings.

This painting is the most famous painting in the whole world!

There was another small painting in the room, too.

creative dogs

2008-04-07T12:14:00.000-07:00

I haven't been online much these days because I've been exploring my voice in other ways. Yes, I'm finally starting to bark! I was really into barking when I was a puppy, but I eventually got into making cute little grumbly sounds. I've now rediscovered the joys of barking. I'm not doing it all the time, but when people knock at the door or see me in the park, I'm all about giving a nice shout out.

However, barking has nothing on this amazing dog's hobby. His name is Athens and he is a painter. Some of his artwork will be on sale at a fundraiser for the Pacific Assistance Dogs Society in May.

"We call him, 'Salvador Doggie,'" laughed Sherry Caves, 42. "I used to paint but I don't have time any more as I am mom to a 13-year-old son."

Last year, Athens painted an abstract piece which Caves turned into 40 Christmas cards.

"I saw a candle, a tree and two doves, so I embellished it with gold paint and made it into a Christmas card," she said.

dogs in the news

2008-01-16T17:23:00.000-08:00

Labrador Retrievers - We're number one for 17 years in a row!!

Two Labradors and a Beagle inherit almost a million dollars!!

Joanna Newsome's secret furry fan base is finally revealed!!

my new TV crush

2008-01-14T14:10:00.000-08:00

I used to think that Madison, the dog who plays Vincent on "Lost", was the best canine actor on television these days. However, like other cast members of that series, Madison was busted for driving under the influence. In Madison's case, the "influence" in question was a dare from one of her human cast mates. And that's not what got her in trouble. She was ticketed for not having a license. By that, I mean she didn't have a Hawaiian state dog license. It's a complicated story, but the end result is she hasn't appeared on "Lost" for a very long time.

So who is now the best canine actor on television? Easy answer. Orbit! She's a sassy golden who plays Digby on the new television series "Pushing Daisies". Orbit is a veteran thespian with credits on shows such as "Dead Like Me" and The Love Letter. She can do comedy, drama, action and musical numbers. She also has a stunt dog named Orion who is a budding talent.

Like Madison, Orbit plays a boy dog character. And considering that Cate Blanchett just won a Golden Globe for playing a man, I'm starting to realize that if I want to keep working, I should play a boy dog. I'm getting pretty good at peeing with my leg up. My aim is so good, I can hit a lamp post without looking back to check. I just walk up, lift, fire, and walk away. I barely ever squat anymore.

Happy Holidogs!

2008-01-02T12:37:00.000-08:00

I can't believe it's a new year already. I tend to live in the present, so time often gets away on me, but the truth is I've been super busy for the past few months.

First of all, I have a new sister. I don't know much about her yet because I haven't spent much time with her. She spends most of her time sleeping, pooping and crying. I'm not crazy about the crying, but the pooping and sleeping is exciting. Hopefully she'll wind up being as sweet as my other sister.

I've also been conducting an intensive cat-thropology study. Cats are strange animals. They smell funny and hiss a lot. However, their food is amazing. Yes, I must confess, I'm a cat food junkie. What can I say? Cat food has a nice fishy taste and a pleasing mouth feel. Most of my study has consisted of staring intently at a handsome cat named Ivan. However, I spent Christmas and New Year's with an older cat named Sushi. I even touched noses with her.

My holidays were so much fun. I spent a lot of time in the ocean, chasing balls into giant waves. I went hiking to see a waterfall and ancient ruins. On the beach, I met up with some senior dogs in their mid and late teens. I was so excited to be the young pup among them. I now need a vacation from my holidays.

Happy new year!

Fido Awards

2007-10-28T19:30:00.000-07:00

At last, a new bone to get me back to acting: canine acting awards.

Canine cinephiles, newshounds and doglovers: The Fidos join the line-up for The Times BFI London Film Festival 2007. Excitement is assured as the world's first international awards for canine stars of the big screen arrives at one of the world's most glamorous film festival. This glittering event celebrates the silver screen's finest canine moments.

The winning dogs were from the film The Queen. Other nominated dogs included performers from the films The Holiday, Control, Moliére, and of course Year of the Dog. I think The Fidos are a great name for dog acting awards, but it reminds me of an embarrassing story...

There's a well-known Canadian feature film called Fido. I've spent a lot of time in the office of the company that made that film (or actually the company next door), and I always rolled over for that film's producers, offering my acclaimed tummy for scratching in the hopes of landing a role in the sequel. It wasn't until months later that I found out Fido has nothing to do with dogs. It's a zombie comedy.

Paws for a Cause

2007-09-09T17:51:00.002-07:00

Today I was part of the 2007 Paws for a Cause... Walk for the Animals. I walked 2.5 km in support of dogs, rabbits, birds, and even cats who don't have a home and need medical attention. I raised over $100 dollars to help other animals. Funds raised through Paws for a Cause support the BC SPCA.

It was a very exciting day. I walked with my five favourite people and met many nice dogs. I also met famed dog intelligence researcher and TV host Dr. Stanley Coren. Best of all, I got to sniff a rabbit!

Although I tried to be different and started the walk going the wrong way, I quickly realized that it is best to just go with the crowd and have a good time. And I had to say, I had a super awesome time, especially since I was given lots of yummy treats.

Lucky and Flo win award

2007-08-16T23:01:00.000-07:00

Three cheers for my fellow Lucky and her partner Flo. I wonder if they found any pirated copies of my films?

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Two American sniffer dogs who found millions of pirated DVDs while on loan to Malaysian authorities will receive medals of honor when their six-month assignment ends next week, an official said Thursday.
Black Labradors Lucky and Flo will be celebrated at an awards ceremony Monday before they return home to New York, said Nor Hayati Yahaya, the Motion Picture Association's manager for Malaysia.
Lucky and Flo — on loan from the U.S.-based association — have helped uncover pirated DVDs and equipment worth $6 million since they came to Malaysia in March, Nor Hayati said. The cases led to 26 arrests.

She said that the two female dogs seized 2 million of the 2.7 million discs seized this year.

CBC

2007-06-08T16:21:00.000-07:00

I'm finally going to appear on the CBC.

I was just minding my business, rolling around in the grass near dog beach, when a reporter approached me. He interviewed me about rabies and I put my ball into the lens of the camera.

I have already appeared on CTV (Canada AM), Animal Planet (IAMS Pet Awards), Outdoor Life Network (IAM Pet Awards), Global Television (the Calgary breakfast show), Shaw Cable (Urban Rush) and MuchMusic (video for Kids These Days' song "Rest Tonight"). I have been in film festivals with my films Lucky Stars and Tierheim. I have also been in the Vancouver Sun three times and once in the Georgia Straight. I still need to get on to Citytv, and maybe some American television, too!

Here's a photo of me being interviewed by Nardwuar the Human Serviette from MuchMusic.

racism against dogs

2007-05-28T14:05:00.000-07:00

Over the past two days, I have been victim to verbal attacks by peoples who don't like dogs. I did nothing to deserve these attacks. I was merely minding my own business, being cute and friendly.

The first incident happened just at the edge of dog beach, an off-leash park where dogs are allowed to frolic and swim. I was drying myself off in the grass when a mean man ran by and yelled at my friends "That thing should be on a leash!" Fortunately, my friends are witty and yelled back "Your short-shorts should be on a leash!" I would have added "That fugly piece of hair above your lip should be on a leash, buddy!" but I was too hurt by the rudeness of the runner. I really shouldn't use the word "runner" to describe this stringbean of a man. What he was doing appeared to be more like a cat hobbling on a fence. I hope he stepped in poop.

The second incident happened at a car dealership today. My friend took his new car in for a tune up and I kept him company. We were waiting outside, reading the paper, when a mechanic walked by and hissed at me "Dog are against my religion!" What religion are you in? The only religion I know of that is against dogs are the Pussies. As in Cats. And even they're making great strides towards tolerance. You realize that Dog is God backwards. Us dogs are closer to spiritual connection than this twit of a mechanic will ever be. I complained about the mechanic to the manager of the dealership, and he agreed that the mechanic is a twit, but apparently he can fix a car better than a cat.

Lighthouse Park

2007-04-30T18:36:00.000-07:00

Those fortunate enough to know me appreciate that I am a dog who loves swimming, hiking, climbing, and fetching sticks. I can do all of these things at Lighthouse Park, so it is my new favourite place. I have gone there a lot this year and plan to visit even more during the summer.

Oscars

2007-02-25T18:07:00.000-08:00

I'd like to thank the Academy...

Valentine's Day

2007-02-14T16:27:00.000-08:00

I didn't get to see Neko on Monday, but I did get a nice walk with my friend Tundra that night. Almost as good.

Will you be my Valentine?

(Photo by Christopher Gruver)

retriever confessor brings the flood

2007-01-08T13:38:00.000-08:00

Neko Case is coming to town! Or rather back to town, since she used to live in Vancouver. If anyone knows a way for a dog to get into the Commodore Ballroom to see a concert, please get in touch with me or leave a comment here. I wonder if I can somehow get her label, Mint Records, to help. After all, it's my smiling face on the YouTube site hosting the popular video from their Christmas party.

on the move

2007-01-06T14:05:00.000-08:00

I've been staying with friends and not my usual homes for the past couple weeks. It was my way of entertaining for the holidays. I'm now dog tired, but glad to have my sister Coco back. She's been away for too long. She also has tasty toys... I'm looking forward to some hikes as soon as the rain goes away.

music

2006-12-10T22:01:00.000-08:00

The snow is all gone. It is now time to shop for the holidays. I enjoy going to stores because I always get treats. Today, I went to my favourite food store, Tisol, and I also went to a book store. Books smell good. The book store treats were as good as the food store treats.

A lot of other bloggers are making top ten music lists for the holidays, but none of the other dog bloggers seem to do this. I have decided to be the first dog blogger with a top ten music list.

Lucky's favourite songs of the year!!

10. You Know I'm No Good - Ghostface Killah and Amy Winehouse - When I am told to wait in the back seat, but then I jump in the front seat, I know I'm no good, too.

9. I Was A Lover - TV On The Radio - The melody sounds like a bunch of cats being tortured. Slowly. It is soothing.

8. Sing Me Spanish Techno - The New Pornographers - This song is actually from last year, but it still makes me pant and sometimes dance.

7. Summersong - The Decemberists - I wish this song came out in the summer because it would be good to listen to while playing on the beach.

6. Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above - CSS - I have no idea what this song is about but the people who help me with my blog seemed to think it was neat that I like it.

5. It Covers The Hillside - Midlake - You know that feeling when you stick your head out of the car window and the wind rushes through your mouth, making your lips fill up with air, and your ears flap up and down? This is that feeling set to music. Midlake also sing about chasing deer.

4. Mr. Tough - Yo La Tengo - This is a great song for riding in the car, but I do not like the rest of the new Yo La Tengo CD so I always try to change it back to this song. Unfortunately, my nails can scratch car stereo buttons, so now I can only listen to this song on my dogPod.

3. Boys Don't Cry - Grant Lee Phillips - Gilmore Girls is my favourite TV show and both Grant Lee Phillips and Yo La Tengo are on that TV show. Grant Lee Phillips is on the show more often. If Lorelai or Rory put out a song this year, they would also be in my top 10. Also, this song is nice to listen to when I have to be alone, because girl dogs don't cry.

2. That Teenage Feeling - Neko Case - If I was a people, I'd be Neko Case. I wanted to make my whole top ten just the songs from Fox Confessor Brings The Flood, but I was told I would get treats if I had more variety in my list. This is the Neko song I listen to the most, but I love all her songs, even the old ones.

1. My Heart Will Go On - Garrison Keillor - Nothing summed up this year for me better than Garrison Keillor performing a song by Celine Dion in the season premiere of A Prairie Home Companion. And no one probably loved this rendition more than me. In fact, no people liked this rendition. It was only enjoyable for dogs. When Garrison Keillor sings, dogs are very happy.

Special treats go out to Sufjan Stevens, Nouvelle Vague, Peter Bjorn and John, Belle & Sebastian, Hell On Wheels, Mohawk Lodge, Jenny Lewis, and my perennial favourite, Eminem. I really liked all their new music, too.

I don't get it awards go to the Walkmen and the Wiggles. I was forced to hear a lot of these bands this year and don't get why peoples like them. They may be the same band, but I am sending them different prizes.

SNOW!!

2006-11-29T16:17:00.000-08:00

I LOVE SNOW!

I love waking up in the morning and running around in the snow and eating as much as I can, then rolling around in it and eating some more, but I don't eat the yellow snow, although I may roll in it a little, and it's fun to pee like a boy dog by lifting my leg as I pee, or I can squat right into the snow and make a pee hole.

Oh, and chase the ball is eight times more fun in snow.

Why doesn't everyone want to play in the snow with me? It's going to go away soon. Let's PLAY!!

travel dog

2006-11-21T11:34:00.000-08:00

Most dogs are creatures of habit. They like routine. They find new locations upsetting.

But not me.

I love travel. Nothing like a good ride in the car with the windows open, my tongue hanging out, and the wind in my ears. I've gone for rides in plane, sail boat, ferry, truck, van and many kinds of car. One day, I would like to go for ride in helicopter!!

I have been to many places: Edmonton, Calgary, Banff, Kamloops, Whistler, and Tofino. This past weekend, I took my second trip to Seattle. What some dogs don't know is that Seattle is across the border. I'm not sure what the border is, but the car moves slowly when we get near it. We roll down window and talk to a man in a uniform and then we speed up. It is very strange.

I had the best day ever on Saturday. First, I went for brunch at a restaurant called Norm's. Normally, when I go to restaurant, I have to sit outside on the patio, but I can go inside Norm's. And there were other dogs there! Peoples were watching a football game and when they cheered, all us dogs barked along with them. The servers brought me a water bowl, and I discovered the greatest food ever -- French fries! Yum!

Norm - the owner of Norm's

We left Norm's and went across the street to a dog store called Railey's. I got to pick out some treats for later. The store peoples gave me some snacks and I tried to walk into their back room area. I was just checking things out. They had some nice collars there.

Magnusson Dog Park

After that, I went to the Magnusson Dog Park. It is a big park just for dogs. There are trails, hills and a big lake. I played for a long time, but an aggressive border collie kept flirting with me. He didn't understand when I told him "No." Do border collies come from the border on the way to Seattle? It would explain so much.

dog tired

I then took a big nap. I was tired. But I woke up and found out the house I was staying at was having a party! And if you know me, you know I'm a party dog. I got to see many old friends and met new ones. I wore a pretty bead necklace and danced with everyone.

Lola from Laguna

2006-11-14T23:30:00.000-08:00

I have one word to say to you, Lola. I crap bigger than you.

Okay. That's five words. I was just meaning to say the word "crap" but I got carried away.

I give to charity. I have an agent. I love being in front of the camera. But do I have a dorky emo haircut? No. I have class. I lick my own butt, but I do have standards.

Seven ways to become a canine celeb
Hollywood's hottest dog shares her secrets.
Deborah Netburn, Times Staff Writer
November 14, 2006

Lola from Laguna is a perky Pomeranian with an unusual haircut who has begun to take the world of celebrity dogs by storm. She signed with Le Paws pet talent agency just seven months ago and she has already become the spokesdog for the Hyatt Hotel in Beverly Hills, starred in a reality show called "Off the Leash," and launched a line of organic grooming products including shampoo, conditioner, paw cream and something called "bling spray." She has a publicist in New York and L.A. as well as an impressive collection of jeweled necklaces. "She never leaves town without her diamonds and pearls," says Melissa Hudson, Lola's mom-manager-spokesperson. "She's a diva dog."

In her short career, Lola has already been compared to Lassie, Benji and Eddie, the dog from "Frasier". "She wants to be on be one of those top Hollywood dogs," says Hudson. "She wants to show the world that she is capable and ready and she wants to go out there and have fun." Hudson is hoping that someday Lola may even costar in a movie with a big celebrity — perhaps as Matthew McConaughey's pet or something.

1. Manners are important.

2. Getting an agent is important.

3. Get going on publicity early.

4. Remember to think of those less fortunate than yourself.

5. It's all about personality.

6. Keep your public guessing.

7. You have to love it.

Lola from Laguna is 4 years old, but would prefer that we not mention her measurements. "She'll never reveal her real weight," said Hudson. "A girl never tells."

You can see more of Lola at www.lolainlaguna.com.

canine thespians in Defamer

2006-10-03T15:48:00.000-07:00

As a canine thespian who loves having peoples read out Defamer to her, today's article about canine thespians made my tail wag.

Pity the canine thespian, chasing her Tinseltown dreams. From the moment she excitedly pads off the bus from Anywhere, USA, she's at an immediate disadvantage to her biped peers; the system, quite frankly, is set up to effectively guarantee the success of people over animals: their lack of opposable thumbs, inability to stand upright for long periods of time, and California's stringent, discriminatory health codes make it impossible to compete with humans for the waitressing jobs that provide a steady income while waiting for a break. (And the time-honored casting couch method of career-fasttracking, the dirty little secret that's produced countless stars, is closed to her, as bestiality is frowned up in all but the most deviant of productions.) So this dog, desperate to improve her million-to-one odds of success to a number her less advanced brain can more readily comprehend, scrapes together enough of her savings to enroll in some classes at a prestigious training institute like Hollywood Paws, hoping that the combination of newly honed skills and the school's claimed industry connections will help smooth the path to stardom.

I visited the Hollywood Paws website and found out that one of their graduates can currently be seen in Jackass 2, a movie in which peoples do a lot of the things that dogs like to do, such as eats rocks and sniff poo. I wonder if the dogs provided training for the peoples in that movie.

Is your dog on pot?

2006-09-08T19:38:00.000-07:00

Cover story from The Vancouver Province:

Amber Lloyd, veterinary assistant technician at the Yaletown Pet Hospital, says she can count at least four cases at that facility in recent years.

"They're in lulu land," she said of the stoned dogs. "Their heads are rolling around, their eyeballs will roll back, they act drunk."

One 24-hour emergency clinic in Vancouver has begun testing dogs for drugs, using tests similar to those used by employers who have no-drug policies.

While dogs may be prone to go to pot, cats apparently are more inclined to just say no.

"Dogs are more prone to it because dogs eat everything," said Dr. Nicky Joosting, owner of the Vancouver Feline Hospital. "It is a big problem with cats in terms of eating things like ibuprofen."

skimboarding

2006-07-02T20:37:00.000-07:00

I have a new hobby! I love skimboarding. I'm not good at throwing the skimboard into a stream, but if someone throws it for me, I can run after it and jump on. I want to compete in the canine summer Rollympics in 2008, when skimboarding will be a demonstration sport alongside flyball, disc dog, and musical freestyle dance.

acting again

2006-05-26T22:01:00.000-07:00

I acted again today. It was my third time acting with my friend Ari. We worked on a TV show. Mommy came by to visit me for dinner. They had good cookies at craft services.

Lucky the DVD sniffing labrador

2006-05-11T21:08:00.000-07:00

From ABC News:

An alliance of film industry groups that includes the Motion Picture Association of America and the Federation Against Copyright Theft has announced the world's first dogs specially trained to detect CDs and DVDs in bags and packages. The idea is that the dogs may be able to alert police to large stashes of pirated movies.

The MPAA says there are currently two DVD-sniffing dogs in the world. They are Labradors named Lucky and Flo working at Stansted Airport in the United Kingdom. The canines have been taught to recognize the unique smell of a compact disc.

...The dogs have had some success so far, according to the MPAA. But there is still more training that needs to be done. At this point, the dogs alert police to any CD or DVD they smell in packages and bags.

my buddy

2006-04-09T22:23:00.000-07:00

Here are some photos of me and my buddy Paco. Paco is a gay Mexican-American who moved to Canada because he wants to get married one day. However, he probably won't meet anyone to marry unless he changes his attitude. He can be a bit of a grumpy pants.

CSI Lucky

2006-03-28T19:19:00.000-08:00

In case any of you caught the news report of the dog discovering a body on Jericho Beach the other day. Yes, that was me. I'm not comfortable talking about it at the moment, and both the police and my agent have advised me to not discuss it further as the case is still pending investigation. However, everyone has told me I am a good dog and handled myself in an "exemplary manner" (whatever that means). All I did was stop running because I could tell something was wrong with the young man lying in the bushes. Oh, I better stop. I may have said too much.

Gung Hay Fat Choy!

2006-01-29T17:07:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the YEAR OF THE DOG.

Nitro

2006-01-26T17:03:00.000-08:00

Sometimes when I go running, I pass by the police dogs' office under the Cambie Street bridge. I admire these courageous dogs who protect all of us other dogs from crimes. Without them, the beaches and dog parks would be full of bone-stealing beagles and crackhead collies. The other day, a police dog named Nitro died in the line of duty. The entire city is mourning him, as it is not every day that such an acclaimed officer is lost on the job. My heart goes out to the other dogs in the police department, who will miss their fellow officer, but even more to Nitro's people partner Constable Howard Rutter.

“An overwhelming bond develops when the handler and the dog spend all their time together and rely on each other in very dangerous and risky work situations,” said Inspector Dean Robinson, in charge of the Emergency Response Team and the Dog Squad. “Cst. Rutter is devastated.”

new hobbies

2006-01-24T12:54:00.000-08:00

Woof! I have not been posting much lately. I have been busy. I have a new sister, and at first, I spent a lot of time actively trying to ignore her. But then I got a new hobby. I am practicing to be a psychic.

I showed my skills to many peoples over the winter holidays. I can now beat an alarm clock by a minute. No matter what time a people sets the alarm clock to wake up, I will bark a minute earlier. It could be for a nap or to wake up in the morning. No matter what, I'll beat the alarm clock by a minute. Not bad, considering I can't even tell time.

Then I started making predictions. So far, I have predicted new jobs, new cars, new romances, vacations, new balls, and lost balls. Well, the last one wasn't so much a prediction, because I happened to see Bailey at the beach and knew he would lose my ball.

If you have any questions you would like to ask the psychic dog, drop them in my comments bin. My fee is two cookies per prediction.

dogs in distress

2005-09-05T22:32:00.000-07:00

There are many peoples helping the dogs and other animals who were treated badly by the hurricane in New Orleans. One pack is called Noah's Wish but there are many more. I hope all the lost and confused dogs in the Large Easy are reunited with their peoples as soon as possible.

Huckleberry

2005-09-01T13:55:00.000-07:00

I haven't posted in a while because there have been so many things happening. I have a new sister named Coco. Well, they tell me she's a sister. She's a little pink thing and doesn't do much. I sniffed her feet a few times, but for the most part, she's boring. I'm waiting for her to do something exciting. She makes noise and kicks. That's about it.

Also, I want to tell you about the greatest. trail. ever. It's Huckleberry in Pacific Spirit Park. I love this trail. If this trail were a cute boy dog, I would marry it. I dream about Huckleberry. It is so much fun to run on. There is a big knocked down tree that I try to climb and there is a stream to jump in even though I am always told "Don't go in there, Lucky!!!" I have now had Huckleberry taken away from me because I jumped in the stream after being told not to. I managed to walk away from the stream. I got across the bridge and was a good ten feet away, but then the stream called me back. It said "Come frolic in my cool, clear water" so I did. But I know this punishment won't last long and as soon as I can, I'll be back on Huckleberry. Maybe if I go lick my sister's feet again...

apples

2005-08-18T14:45:00.000-07:00

Nothing says it's the dog days of summer like getting to play with apples. My new favourite thing is to take apples off the tree and huck them against walls and fences. Apples explode so much better and faster than sticks. If you throw a stick, then you have to run after it, fetch it, shake it around for a while, and after all that is done, you get to tear it apart. It's a long, drawn out ritual. With an apple, you can just swing your head, let it fly out of your mouth, and SMACK! It hits something and explodes. So far, I've only got to try this with apples from trees. I keep trying to take the apples from the sidewalk bins in front of stores, but everyone I know thwarts me in this experiment.

summer

2005-07-04T19:48:00.000-07:00

I haven't posted to my Dog Blog for a while. I have been taking it easy. I was very busy for a long time promoting my movie. The benefit screening went very well. I even got to speak in the microphone in front of many peoples, just like I did at the Celluloid Social Club. Since then, I have been enjoying a very large bone that was a gift from my old roommates and I have been playing in the park a lot with Bailey, who doesn't pee on me anymore.

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If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When
you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...
run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them
gently.

Urban Rush

2005-05-25T22:28:00.000-07:00

Today I went on the Urban Rush talk show. This was my second talk show appearance. I had previously been on Global Television's breakfast show. There were other dogs in the studio with me. A very handsome (but shy) giant golden retriever named Barkley and a pretty doberman whose name I cannot remember. She was so quiet, I could barely hear her name when she told me. I was there to promote my movie Lucky Stars, and they were there to find their own peoples. They were both dogs up for adoption at the SPCA. They were doggies without homes. So sad. They seemed very nice so I hope they find homes soon. Also, there were bunnies! The Urban Rush people wouldn't let me play with the bunnies.

The hosts Mike and Fiona were very nice to me, but they teased Maureen a lot. I got to kiss Mike. Mostly I sat around and looked cute. They even mentioned my Dog Blog!!

Tonight I watched the season finale of Lost. They didn't show Vincent very much. He mostly tugged at his leash on the beach. Then I finished a bone. Now I'm off to bed to rest up for the big day tomorrow -- my fundraiser for the SPCA Biscuit Fund.

more me in the media

2005-05-23T18:13:00.000-07:00

I got a mention in this week's Georgia Straight, saying I'll be greeting everyone at the Van East Cinema this Thursday, and I am supposed to be on the Urban Rush talk show tomorrow. If you're watching Urban Rush, look for the cute black labrador with the saucy glint in her eye.

this says it all

2005-05-20T11:30:00.000-07:00

it's time for a new Littlest Hobo

2005-05-19T08:13:00.000-07:00

So far, the esteemed David Mamet has not written me back. He doesn't know what he's missing. Peoples have been writing me all week since my appearance on Animal Planet the other day. I'm probably the only dog on that channel that hasn't had to study with Dr. Stanley Coren. I'm a professional. I don't need no stinkin' behaviour modification. Grrrr.

I have a new idea. I think TV should bring back The Littlest Hobo. I would be the bestest dog to appear in it. I can see it now "Starring Lucky as the Littlest Hobo". Not to take anything away from London. He was an amazing actor. And I know what peoples are thinking: "But Lucky, hobo is a German Shepherd and you're a Labrador." To that I say "phwooshch" and sigh really loudly. They're remaking The Honeymooners with Cedric The Entertainer in the Jackie Gleason role, right? They already remade Heaven Can Wait with Chris Rock. So why not remake The Littlest Hobo with a Labrador Retriever.

In the meantime, until that day happens, enjoy The Littlest Hobo theme in Spanish and Scottish, and check out my appearance in the new video for White Whale Records band kids these days.

An Open Letter to David Mamet

2005-05-12T20:22:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr. Mamet,

I am very excited to hear about your new movie Joan Of Bark: The Dog That Saved France. I am a huge fan of your work. I really adore your films State And Main, The Winslow Boy, and The Spanish Prisoner. I was the producer and star of the first all dog version of Speed-The-Plow, in which I played the Madonna part. I am currently trying to mount an all dog version of Boston Marriage. I know you write terrific dialogue for animals because I was very impressed with the bear's monologue in The Edge, although I was disappointed there wasn't a real buffalo in American Buffalo, not to mention no major dog part in Wag The Dog.

However, I do suspect there is a dog role in Joan Of Bark and I think I would be the best dog for that role. I have starred in one feature already, as well as short films and music videos. I just won an award in the Best Pet Awards. Yes, I would make a perfect Joan. I'm also strong and can speak a little French. "Oui woof!!"

So have your people call my people. I am also a big fan of Rebecca Pidgeon, even though she is not a real pigeon.

Hugs and wiggles,
Lucky

newspaper

2005-05-07T20:29:00.000-07:00

I am all alone today. Everyone went off to a wedding. I have had some peoples here to take me for walks, but mostly it is a day to get some bone chewing done. I am working on a really tasty bone right now. I was in the newspaper again today. I have now been in the newspaper at least three times. Usually I am in the gossip column, but today I am in the entertainment section. However, the writer said I was a BOY!! I am a young lady, thank you very much. Some would even say I'm a bitch. Well, if anyone ever calls me a boy again, I'll show you bitch.

Okay, I'm kidding. I love the press. You can call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for dinner. NEVER call a labrador late for dinner.

Thank you, and I now return you to your regularly scheduled adorable Lucky. You may commence rubbing my belly.

Celluloid Social Club

2005-05-05T01:22:00.000-07:00

Tonight I went to the Celluloid Social Club at the Anza to promote the SPCA benefit screening of my movie Lucky Stars. This was a big deal for me because I was banned from the Anza for a while because of my drunken table dancing incident. Peoples still speak of this incident. Some even started calling me Lucky Lohan. I tried to blame it on Bailey (Nick's dog) but truth be told, Bailey wasn't even there. He's usually a good scapedog. But I wasn't drunk.

You see, I was trying to stand up to see the movie they were showing and I knocked over the table. That made me kind of skittish (as it would any dog) so I jumped on to a nearby table and spilled some beer, which got all over my fur, so I smelled like I was drunk.

However, tonight I redeemed myself. I only barked a couple times and I watched all the movies! I really liked the commercials and trailers they played because they were short and had lots of movement. I am very proud of my patience tonight. I am not so proud of my unelegant approach to the front of the room to greet my audience. I tried to jump onstage and missed... in front of about 150 peoples. No one laughed, but I knew I looked silly. Then I licked the microphone a lot as they took my picture. I put out the word to find me some scripts to direct and some peoples came up to me after and talked story. I liked one script about a squirrel that a guy told me about, although I think the squirrel should get caught by a dog at the end of the story.

More Animal Planet

2005-04-22T11:55:00.000-07:00

Animal Planet called yesterday to tell me that my profile segment is one of the highlights of the awards show. They thought it would lead to me getting lots of scripts and offers to act! (Little do they know that now I want to direct -- yes, you heard it here first: I want to be the first canine director!)

Be sure to tune in to Animal Planet on May 17th for the 3rd Annual Iams Pet Awards.

Animal Planet Iams Pet Awards

2005-04-02T19:55:00.000-08:00

I have big news!!! I am nominated for best pet in Canada in the upcoming Animal Planet Iams Pet Awards. I was interviewed today for the show. I had to sit still for a long interview about how I got into acting and what my goals are for my career. Then they videotaped me watching TV and playing with a ball in my courtyard. I licked the camera lens a lot. I also kissed the camera man many times. I hope that will help me win. I am up against a cat that can play fetch and some foxes, among other really talented pets. Yay for Lucky!!

You can see me on TV (again) on Animal Planet, May 17th. The awards show will repeat on CTV and Discovery Channel on a later date.

Dogster

2005-03-07T19:19:00.000-08:00

Be my friend on Dogster.

I want to do art

2005-03-01T16:38:00.000-08:00

The elephant on the left is named Lucky. She is a famous painter. Her paintings sell for thousands of dollars. I feel a bond with her. We're both artists named Lucky. And we're both really cute.

music video

2005-02-27T19:33:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, I acted in a video for the band kids these days. They have three songs in my movie, and they also have a song on the TV show "life as you know it" featuring Kelly Osbourne. I had a small but significant role. I played the dog.

Why am I always typecast? I can do other parts. I don't have to always play the dog.

My Sidekick was hacked

2005-02-21T16:06:00.000-08:00

I have had a bad week. When peoples have a bad week, they say it's "crappy" -- but for a dog, a crappy week is a good week, full of great smells. So for me, it has been a decidedly uncrappy week. Which is bad.

First of all: I did not get the Pedigree commercial. It seems peoples near and dear to me KNEW I did not get a callback, but they hid this information from me. I had to hear this news from Sam and Chelsea, who also didn't get callbacks. But at least their peoples broke the bad news to them. For the record, peoples: dogs don't like living in denial.

Ha ha! What am I saying? Dogs love denial.

Then things got worse. Some peoples on the internets hacked my Sidekick and posted incriminating photos of me all over web pages somewhere. And they gave out all of my valuable phone numbers. Pranksters from the internets are constantly calling Three Dog Bakery and Lindsay Lohan, and it's all my fault. Well, Three Dog Bakery quite likes it. So if you call them, please order me some more Lab Licks. They're yummy.

Happy Valentine's Day!!

2005-02-14T14:58:00.000-08:00

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler:
Make me.

5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. New Zealand Sheep Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

15. Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Pedigree part deux

2005-02-09T10:52:00.000-08:00

I did super well at my audition. I gave out lots of kisses. Everyone loves Lucky kisses. They are cherished and much appreciated. The casting director asked me to walk across the room, which I did, although I was momentarily distracted by all the wonderful smells there. They even held up a DVD of my movie Lucky Stars for the audition camera.

I heard my friends Sam and Chelsea went in for their auditions today. Sam acted with me in my film. He's like a canine Alec Baldwin. He's a big guy, but handsome, and generous to his co-stars. It would be super awesome if he and I both got casted in the commercial so we could act together again. And Chelsea could come along, too, to be our biscuit carrier.

Pedigree

2005-02-07T22:37:00.000-08:00

I am nervous. I am auditioning for a Pedigree commercial tomorrow. I haven't been on TV since October. I kind of let myself go over Christmas. I had to much bacon. My butt is... not... as... small... as... it...

used...

to...

be...

But it still smells damn good!

a request from Lucky

2005-02-06T18:45:00.000-08:00

Nominate me for best pet in Canada!

Why? Because I'm smart and cute and I have the softest tummy. And I'm almost young enough to play in the Puppy Bowl.

A prayer from a dog

2005-02-05T18:14:00.000-08:00

I didn't make this up. A friendly Rottweiler told me it at Dog Beach other day. (Yes, there are some friendly Rottweilers, don't be a bigot!)

TO GOD - FROM THE DOG:

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a jaguar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is she still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
2. The sofa is not a 'face towel'
3. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
4. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
5. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello"
6. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
7. I must shake the rain water out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
8. I will not throw up in the car.
9. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

I want one of these

2005-01-31T19:54:00.000-08:00

Coming really, really soon: a cel phone for dogs!

Happy Woof Year

2005-01-04T16:15:00.000-08:00

Christmas means I get to eat steak. I like steak, but it seems to upset my tummy. I also love swimming, even though swallowing sea water also upsets my tummy. In fact, pretty much everything other than organic dog food and gourmet cookies upsets my tummy, but I still want to eat everything. I know Sammy and Chelsea will bug me to eat their raw meat diet. They eat raw food and take vitamins, but vitamins are gross! I like eating cookies. And besides, when my tummy is upset, I listen to my dogtor and eat grass, which cures almost everything. It's cold out right now, so the grass has frost on it, making it even more yummy and better to cure sick tummies.

famous peoples

2004-12-17T13:47:00.000-08:00

Being a media dog means I can meet lots of famous peoples. Not only have I been on TV and in the newspaper, but I have been on many many movie sets. When I was just a wee and adorable little puppy, I met Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, and Luke Kirby. Well, basically I met everyone on Halloween: Resurrection. I also snuck off to see the Dark Angel set and my cuteness drew Jessica Alba to me. After that, I worked with so many fantastic actors on my own movie, Lucky Stars. Too many great actors to list right now. Later, I went to Victoria and met Sir Ian McKellan. He was very nice to me and gave me a few acting tips. Earlier this year, I got to meet an actor from one of my favourite movies, Best In Show, and a personal inspiration - Parker Posey. I was so exicted meeting her that I almost peed!!

single black female

2004-12-16T13:45:00.000-08:00

My occasional friend and occasional running partner Danie forwarded this to me. I say "occasional friend" because Danie does not like me when I am messy or wet. Sometimes when we go for runs, I get messy and wet. It is not my fault the puddles are there to tempt me. The puddles call out to me and ask me to splash in them, and it is bad bad to upset the puddles.

            Best Singles Ad Ever Written

            This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
            reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

            SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
            ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES
            to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup
            truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
            lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
            of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from
            work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) XXX-XXXX
            and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

            Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
            Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
            (Men are so easy!)

my hot tryst with Colin Farrell

2004-12-14T18:36:00.000-08:00

Everyone keeps saying to me "Lucky, I heard about your wild weekend at the Plaza Hotel with Colin Farrell." And to that I say "Eiraaaaaaw!!" Well, that's what I say to pretty much everything because I often try to bark and yawn at the same time. But for the record and to please my representatives, I have to affirm that I was not at the Plaza Hotel this past weekend cavorting with Colin Farrell. That was Lindsay Lohan. Yes, I do realize that Lindsay and I do look a lot alike, admittedly not as much as Ashlee Simpson looks like me (Ashlee and I even have the same haircut) and we both like drinking a lot of Red Bull. But come on, Lindsay's belly is nowhere near as wonderful to rub as mine. Look at her belly and now look at my belly. Now admit it, you want to pet my belly.

in the morning

2004-12-12T10:37:00.000-08:00

There's nothing I like better in the morning than to make a really big poo while sniffing the morning news. Peoples like to drink their coffees and read the newspaper, and to me it's the same thing. I like to squat down, stick my nose up in the air, and take in the aroma of the daily events. I like doing this for a good long time. If it's cold out, I will often do it for longer. There's more news on cold days. And if it's raining... gosh, I could squat there for hours. My peoples are always impatient with me while I do this, they say "Hurry up, Lucky!!", but I like getting my daily news.

rain

2004-12-10T10:02:00.000-08:00

I love rain. I love being a wet dog. I want to swim RIGHT NOW!!! Also, I need to make a poo and take a nap.

my favourite things

2004-11-29T09:14:00.000-08:00

- beach
- orange hockey balls
- my leopard print blanket
- Vincent, the yellow lab on "Lost" (so hott)
- old pretty Tom Waits songs
- Three Dog Bakery and their film festival
---> http://www.dogfestfilmfestival.com/index.shtml
- free tasties at Tisol
- helping myself to more free tasties at Tisol
- ride in car to office
- new bones!!!!

praise for charcoal cookies

2004-11-19T18:55:00.000-08:00

I love love love charcoal cookies. So yummy in my belly.

other dogs

2004-11-10T14:24:00.000-08:00

I am the best girl in the world because I am cute and have the softest tummy. You know you must pet my tummy. But there are other good dogs. My friends Sam and Chelsea are very good. I love them so much that sometimes I run out of my yard to greet them in the alley. Sam is so wise and funny, and Chelsea is like my big sister. She is fast and has a great bone collection!! Tinkerbell is like my little sister. She is funny because she makes funny sounds, and she looks up to me. I had to protect her once when she was scared and we had to wait outside the coffee place. I also have to spend time with Bailey. He is a spaz. He likes to chew on my feets and try to pee on me. I feel sorry for Bailey because he is mostly stupid, but he is almost as cute as me and he can run fast.

more Canada AM

2004-11-05T15:04:00.000-08:00

My Canada AM piece aired today. They interviewed me and Topher Grace. I looked so good. I am a pretty girl. Also, I had an amazing nap today.

Canada AM

2004-11-02T21:00:00.000-08:00

I was interviewed on Canada AM today. I am the hippest, coolest canine in western Canada.

I was basking in this knowledge but all the humans around me are sad because of the bush. I went and pooped in the bush.

dog day

2004-10-25T16:15:00.000-07:00

woke up. looked out window. went back to sofa. slept. woke up. tap tap tap. got breakfast. went outside. walkie. sniffed dirt. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. had a nap. Jason came home. went for ride in car. visited at office. went to beach. played with ball. had a pee. played with ball. made a poo. rolled in the grass. went home. forced to take a bath. had a nap. went outside. walkie. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. got a couple cookies. sleep.

my belly is supreme

2004-10-12T09:46:00.000-07:00

love my belly!! it is hypnotizing and soft. it is the best dog belly in the whole whole whole world. you know you want to touch it.

no more vanilla bones

2004-10-05T19:03:00.000-07:00

The whole ride home I made stinky farts. So did Pete and he tried to blame them on me. Not funny, Pete!! I am only proud of my farts. They are so much better than yours. Your farts smell like bean salad. Mine smell like vanilla bones.

I heard sex

2004-10-04T03:33:00.000-07:00

I am giddy on finishing vanilla bones and I think I heard some people sex noise. Staying in Hotels are so much fun!!

vanilla bones give me gas

2004-10-03T11:49:00.000-07:00

I love love love vanilla bones but maybe they don't love me.

big day

2004-10-02T23:47:00.000-07:00

I was on the television this morning. I was a good looking girl on Global TV. Then I went to the movie place and was interviewed on stage by a radio person. I looked out into the seats and saw lots of smiling happy people. Some had treats and I got to chew an amazing plastic water bottle on stage in front of everyone. I went to a bar and saw my friend Wendy sing pretty songs and then we all partied, but I was tired and just wanted to go back to the hotel to chew my new vanilla tasting bone.

tomorrow we travel

2004-09-30T22:09:00.000-07:00

I am excited. I wiggle with happy. Good. Tomorrow we travel to Calgary. I have not been there before. There are treats for the ride. Also, I am hungry.