More Animal Planet

Animal Planet called yesterday to tell me that my profile segment is one of the highlights of the awards show. They thought it would lead to me getting lots of scripts and offers to act! (Little do they know that now I want to direct -- yes, you heard it here first: I want to be the first canine director!)

Be sure to tune in to Animal Planet on May 17th for the 3rd Annual Iams Pet Awards.

Animal Planet Iams Pet Awards

I have big news!!! I am nominated for best pet in Canada in the upcoming Animal Planet Iams Pet Awards. I was interviewed today for the show. I had to sit still for a long interview about how I got into acting and what my goals are for my career. Then they videotaped me watching TV and playing with a ball in my courtyard. I licked the camera lens a lot. I also kissed the camera man many times. I hope that will help me win. I am up against a cat that can play fetch and some foxes, among other really talented pets. Yay for Lucky!!

You can see me on TV (again) on Animal Planet, May 17th. The awards show will repeat on CTV and Discovery Channel on a later date.

Dogster

Be my friend on Dogster.

I want to do art

The elephant on the left is named Lucky. She is a famous painter. Her paintings sell for thousands of dollars. I feel a bond with her. We're both artists named Lucky. And we're both really cute.

music video

Yesterday, I acted in a video for the band kids these days. They have three songs in my movie, and they also have a song on the TV show "life as you know it" featuring Kelly Osbourne. I had a small but significant role. I played the dog.

Why am I always typecast? I can do other parts. I don't have to always play the dog.

My Sidekick was hacked

I have had a bad week. When peoples have a bad week, they say it's "crappy" -- but for a dog, a crappy week is a good week, full of great smells. So for me, it has been a decidedly uncrappy week. Which is bad.

First of all: I did not get the Pedigree commercial. It seems peoples near and dear to me KNEW I did not get a callback, but they hid this information from me. I had to hear this news from Sam and Chelsea, who also didn't get callbacks. But at least their peoples broke the bad news to them. For the record, peoples: dogs don't like living in denial.

Ha ha! What am I saying? Dogs love denial.



Then things got worse. Some peoples on the internets hacked my Sidekick and posted incriminating photos of me all over web pages somewhere. And they gave out all of my valuable phone numbers. Pranksters from the internets are constantly calling Three Dog Bakery and Lindsay Lohan, and it's all my fault. Well, Three Dog Bakery quite likes it. So if you call them, please order me some more Lab Licks. They're yummy.

Happy Valentine's Day!!

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler:
Make me.

5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. New Zealand Sheep Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

15. Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Pedigree part deux

I did super well at my audition. I gave out lots of kisses. Everyone loves Lucky kisses. They are cherished and much appreciated. The casting director asked me to walk across the room, which I did, although I was momentarily distracted by all the wonderful smells there. They even held up a DVD of my movie Lucky Stars for the audition camera.

I heard my friends Sam and Chelsea went in for their auditions today. Sam acted with me in my film. He's like a canine Alec Baldwin. He's a big guy, but handsome, and generous to his co-stars. It would be super awesome if he and I both got casted in the commercial so we could act together again. And Chelsea could come along, too, to be our biscuit carrier.

Pedigree

I am nervous. I am auditioning for a Pedigree commercial tomorrow. I haven't been on TV since October. I kind of let myself go over Christmas. I had to much bacon. My butt is... not... as... small... as... it...

used...

to...

be...

But it still smells damn good!

a request from Lucky

Nominate me for best pet in Canada!

Why? Because I'm smart and cute and I have the softest tummy. And I'm almost young enough to play in the Puppy Bowl.

A prayer from a dog

I didn't make this up. A friendly Rottweiler told me it at Dog Beach other day. (Yes, there are some friendly Rottweilers, don't be a bigot!)

TO GOD - FROM THE DOG:

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a jaguar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is she still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
2. The sofa is not a 'face towel'
3. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
4. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
5. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello"
6. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
7. I must shake the rain water out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
8. I will not throw up in the car.
9. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

I want one of these

Coming really, really soon: a cel phone for dogs!

Happy Woof Year

Christmas means I get to eat steak. I like steak, but it seems to upset my tummy. I also love swimming, even though swallowing sea water also upsets my tummy. In fact, pretty much everything other than organic dog food and gourmet cookies upsets my tummy, but I still want to eat everything. I know Sammy and Chelsea will bug me to eat their raw meat diet. They eat raw food and take vitamins, but vitamins are gross! I like eating cookies. And besides, when my tummy is upset, I listen to my dogtor and eat grass, which cures almost everything. It's cold out right now, so the grass has frost on it, making it even more yummy and better to cure sick tummies.

famous peoples

Being a media dog means I can meet lots of famous peoples. Not only have I been on TV and in the newspaper, but I have been on many many movie sets. When I was just a wee and adorable little puppy, I met Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, and Luke Kirby. Well, basically I met everyone on Halloween: Resurrection. I also snuck off to see the Dark Angel set and my cuteness drew Jessica Alba to me. After that, I worked with so many fantastic actors on my own movie, Lucky Stars. Too many great actors to list right now. Later, I went to Victoria and met Sir Ian McKellan. He was very nice to me and gave me a few acting tips. Earlier this year, I got to meet an actor from one of my favourite movies, Best In Show, and a personal inspiration - Parker Posey. I was so exicted meeting her that I almost peed!!

single black female

My occasional friend and occasional running partner Danie forwarded this to me. I say "occasional friend" because Danie does not like me when I am messy or wet. Sometimes when we go for runs, I get messy and wet. It is not my fault the puddles are there to tempt me. The puddles call out to me and ask me to splash in them, and it is bad bad to upset the puddles.


            Best Singles Ad Ever Written

            This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
            reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.


            SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
            ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES
            to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup
            truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
            lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
            of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get home from
            work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) XXX-XXXX
            and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


            Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
            Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
            (Men are so easy!)

my hot tryst with Colin Farrell

Everyone keeps saying to me "Lucky, I heard about your wild weekend at the Plaza Hotel with Colin Farrell." And to that I say "Eiraaaaaaw!!" Well, that's what I say to pretty much everything because I often try to bark and yawn at the same time. But for the record and to please my representatives, I have to affirm that I was not at the Plaza Hotel this past weekend cavorting with Colin Farrell. That was Lindsay Lohan. Yes, I do realize that Lindsay and I do look a lot alike, admittedly not as much as Ashlee Simpson looks like me (Ashlee and I even have the same haircut) and we both like drinking a lot of Red Bull. But come on, Lindsay's belly is nowhere near as wonderful to rub as mine. Look at her belly and now look at my belly. Now admit it, you want to pet my belly.

in the morning

There's nothing I like better in the morning than to make a really big poo while sniffing the morning news. Peoples like to drink their coffees and read the newspaper, and to me it's the same thing. I like to squat down, stick my nose up in the air, and take in the aroma of the daily events. I like doing this for a good long time. If it's cold out, I will often do it for longer. There's more news on cold days. And if it's raining... gosh, I could squat there for hours. My peoples are always impatient with me while I do this, they say "Hurry up, Lucky!!", but I like getting my daily news.

rain

I love rain. I love being a wet dog. I want to swim RIGHT NOW!!! Also, I need to make a poo and take a nap.

my favourite things

- beach
- orange hockey balls
- my leopard print blanket
- Vincent, the yellow lab on "Lost" (so hott)
- old pretty Tom Waits songs
- Three Dog Bakery and their film festival
---> http://www.dogfestfilmfestival.com/index.shtml
- free tasties at Tisol
- helping myself to more free tasties at Tisol
- ride in car to office
- new bones!!!!

praise for charcoal cookies

I love love love charcoal cookies. So yummy in my belly.

other dogs

I am the best girl in the world because I am cute and have the softest tummy. You know you must pet my tummy. But there are other good dogs. My friends Sam and Chelsea are very good. I love them so much that sometimes I run out of my yard to greet them in the alley. Sam is so wise and funny, and Chelsea is like my big sister. She is fast and has a great bone collection!! Tinkerbell is like my little sister. She is funny because she makes funny sounds, and she looks up to me. I had to protect her once when she was scared and we had to wait outside the coffee place. I also have to spend time with Bailey. He is a spaz. He likes to chew on my feets and try to pee on me. I feel sorry for Bailey because he is mostly stupid, but he is almost as cute as me and he can run fast.

more Canada AM

My Canada AM piece aired today. They interviewed me and Topher Grace. I looked so good. I am a pretty girl. Also, I had an amazing nap today.

Canada AM

I was interviewed on Canada AM today. I am the hippest, coolest canine in western Canada.

I was basking in this knowledge but all the humans around me are sad because of the bush. I went and pooped in the bush.

dog day

woke up. looked out window. went back to sofa. slept. woke up. tap tap tap. got breakfast. went outside. walkie. sniffed dirt. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. had a nap. Jason came home. went for ride in car. visited at office. went to beach. played with ball. had a pee. played with ball. made a poo. rolled in the grass. went home. forced to take a bath. had a nap. went outside. walkie. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. got a couple cookies. sleep.

my belly is supreme

love my belly!! it is hypnotizing and soft. it is the best dog belly in the whole whole whole world. you know you want to touch it.