dog day

woke up. looked out window. went back to sofa. slept. woke up. tap tap tap. got breakfast. went outside. walkie. sniffed dirt. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. had a nap. Jason came home. went for ride in car. visited at office. went to beach. played with ball. had a pee. played with ball. made a poo. rolled in the grass. went home. forced to take a bath. had a nap. went outside. walkie. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. got a couple cookies. sleep.

my belly is supreme

love my belly!! it is hypnotizing and soft. it is the best dog belly in the whole whole whole world. you know you want to touch it.

no more vanilla bones

The whole ride home I made stinky farts. So did Pete and he tried to blame them on me. Not funny, Pete!! I am only proud of my farts. They are so much better than yours. Your farts smell like bean salad. Mine smell like vanilla bones.

I heard sex

I am giddy on finishing vanilla bones and I think I heard some people sex noise. Staying in Hotels are so much fun!!

vanilla bones give me gas

I love love love vanilla bones but maybe they don't love me.

big day

I was on the television this morning. I was a good looking girl on Global TV. Then I went to the movie place and was interviewed on stage by a radio person. I looked out into the seats and saw lots of smiling happy people. Some had treats and I got to chew an amazing plastic water bottle on stage in front of everyone. I went to a bar and saw my friend Wendy sing pretty songs and then we all partied, but I was tired and just wanted to go back to the hotel to chew my new vanilla tasting bone.