I want one of these

Coming really, really soon: a cel phone for dogs!

Happy Woof Year

Christmas means I get to eat steak. I like steak, but it seems to upset my tummy. I also love swimming, even though swallowing sea water also upsets my tummy. In fact, pretty much everything other than organic dog food and gourmet cookies upsets my tummy, but I still want to eat everything. I know Sammy and Chelsea will bug me to eat their raw meat diet. They eat raw food and take vitamins, but vitamins are gross! I like eating cookies. And besides, when my tummy is upset, I listen to my dogtor and eat grass, which cures almost everything. It's cold out right now, so the grass has frost on it, making it even more yummy and better to cure sick tummies.