Friday, December 17, 2004

famous peoples

Being a media dog means I can meet lots of famous peoples. Not only have I been on TV and in the newspaper, but I have been on many many movie sets. When I was just a wee and adorable little puppy, I met Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, and Luke Kirby. Well, basically I met everyone on Halloween: Resurrection. I also snuck off to see the Dark Angel set and my cuteness drew Jessica Alba to me. After that, I worked with so many fantastic actors on my own movie, Lucky Stars. Too many great actors to list right now. Later, I went to Victoria and met Sir Ian McKellan. He was very nice to me and gave me a few acting tips. Earlier this year, I got to meet an actor from one of my favourite movies, Best In Show, and a personal inspiration - Parker Posey. I was so exicted meeting her that I almost peed!!

Thursday, December 16, 2004

single black female

My occasional friend and occasional running partner Danie forwarded this to me. I say "occasional friend" because Danie does not like me when I am messy or wet. Sometimes when we go for runs, I get messy and wet. It is not my fault the puddles are there to tempt me. The puddles call out to me and ask me to splash in them, and it is bad bad to upset the puddles.


            Best Singles Ad Ever Written

            This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
            reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.


            SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
            ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES
            to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup
            truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
            lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
            of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get home from
            work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) XXX-XXXX
            and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


            Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
            Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
            (Men are so easy!)

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

my hot tryst with Colin Farrell

Everyone keeps saying to me "Lucky, I heard about your wild weekend at the Plaza Hotel with Colin Farrell." And to that I say "Eiraaaaaaw!!" Well, that's what I say to pretty much everything because I often try to bark and yawn at the same time. But for the record and to please my representatives, I have to affirm that I was not at the Plaza Hotel this past weekend cavorting with Colin Farrell. That was Lindsay Lohan. Yes, I do realize that Lindsay and I do look a lot alike, admittedly not as much as Ashlee Simpson looks like me (Ashlee and I even have the same haircut) and we both like drinking a lot of Red Bull. But come on, Lindsay's belly is nowhere near as wonderful to rub as mine. Look at her belly and now look at my belly. Now admit it, you want to pet my belly.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

in the morning

There's nothing I like better in the morning than to make a really big poo while sniffing the morning news. Peoples like to drink their coffees and read the newspaper, and to me it's the same thing. I like to squat down, stick my nose up in the air, and take in the aroma of the daily events. I like doing this for a good long time. If it's cold out, I will often do it for longer. There's more news on cold days. And if it's raining... gosh, I could squat there for hours. My peoples are always impatient with me while I do this, they say "Hurry up, Lucky!!", but I like getting my daily news.

Friday, December 10, 2004

rain

I love rain. I love being a wet dog. I want to swim RIGHT NOW!!! Also, I need to make a poo and take a nap.

Monday, November 29, 2004

my favourite things

- beach
- orange hockey balls
- my leopard print blanket
- Vincent, the yellow lab on "Lost" (so hott)
- old pretty Tom Waits songs
- Three Dog Bakery and their film festival
---> http://www.dogfestfilmfestival.com/index.shtml
- free tasties at Tisol
- helping myself to more free tasties at Tisol
- ride in car to office
- new bones!!!!

Friday, November 19, 2004

praise for charcoal cookies

I love love love charcoal cookies. So yummy in my belly.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

other dogs

I am the best girl in the world because I am cute and have the softest tummy. You know you must pet my tummy. But there are other good dogs. My friends Sam and Chelsea are very good. I love them so much that sometimes I run out of my yard to greet them in the alley. Sam is so wise and funny, and Chelsea is like my big sister. She is fast and has a great bone collection!! Tinkerbell is like my little sister. She is funny because she makes funny sounds, and she looks up to me. I had to protect her once when she was scared and we had to wait outside the coffee place. I also have to spend time with Bailey. He is a spaz. He likes to chew on my feets and try to pee on me. I feel sorry for Bailey because he is mostly stupid, but he is almost as cute as me and he can run fast.

Friday, November 05, 2004

more Canada AM

My Canada AM piece aired today. They interviewed me and Topher Grace. I looked so good. I am a pretty girl. Also, I had an amazing nap today.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Canada AM

I was interviewed on Canada AM today. I am the hippest, coolest canine in western Canada.

I was basking in this knowledge but all the humans around me are sad because of the bush. I went and pooped in the bush.

Monday, October 25, 2004

dog day

woke up. looked out window. went back to sofa. slept. woke up. tap tap tap. got breakfast. went outside. walkie. sniffed dirt. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. had a nap. Jason came home. went for ride in car. visited at office. went to beach. played with ball. had a pee. played with ball. made a poo. rolled in the grass. went home. forced to take a bath. had a nap. went outside. walkie. had a pee. sniffed tree stump. had a big poo. went back to sofa. got a couple cookies. sleep.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

my belly is supreme

love my belly!! it is hypnotizing and soft. it is the best dog belly in the whole whole whole world. you know you want to touch it.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

no more vanilla bones

The whole ride home I made stinky farts. So did Pete and he tried to blame them on me. Not funny, Pete!! I am only proud of my farts. They are so much better than yours. Your farts smell like bean salad. Mine smell like vanilla bones.

Monday, October 04, 2004

I heard sex

I am giddy on finishing vanilla bones and I think I heard some people sex noise. Staying in Hotels are so much fun!!

Sunday, October 03, 2004

vanilla bones give me gas

I love love love vanilla bones but maybe they don't love me.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

big day

I was on the television this morning. I was a good looking girl on Global TV. Then I went to the movie place and was interviewed on stage by a radio person. I looked out into the seats and saw lots of smiling happy people. Some had treats and I got to chew an amazing plastic water bottle on stage in front of everyone. I went to a bar and saw my friend Wendy sing pretty songs and then we all partied, but I was tired and just wanted to go back to the hotel to chew my new vanilla tasting bone.

Thursday, September 30, 2004

tomorrow we travel

I am excited. I wiggle with happy. Good. Tomorrow we travel to Calgary. I have not been there before. There are treats for the ride. Also, I am hungry.