Woof! I have not been posting much lately. I have been busy. I have a new sister, and at first, I spent a lot of time actively trying to ignore her. But then I got a new hobby. I am practicing to be a psychic.
I showed my skills to many peoples over the winter holidays. I can now beat an alarm clock by a minute. No matter what time a people sets the alarm clock to wake up, I will bark a minute earlier. It could be for a nap or to wake up in the morning. No matter what, I'll beat the alarm clock by a minute. Not bad, considering I can't even tell time.
Then I started making predictions. So far, I have predicted new jobs, new cars, new romances, vacations, new balls, and lost balls. Well, the last one wasn't so much a prediction, because I happened to see Bailey at the beach and knew he would lose my ball.
If you have any questions you would like to ask the psychic dog, drop them in my comments bin. My fee is two cookies per prediction.
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