famous peoples

Being a media dog means I can meet lots of famous peoples. Not only have I been on TV and in the newspaper, but I have been on many many movie sets. When I was just a wee and adorable little puppy, I met Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, and Luke Kirby. Well, basically I met everyone on Halloween: Resurrection. I also snuck off to see the Dark Angel set and my cuteness drew Jessica Alba to me. After that, I worked with so many fantastic actors on my own movie, Lucky Stars. Too many great actors to list right now. Later, I went to Victoria and met Sir Ian McKellan. He was very nice to me and gave me a few acting tips. Earlier this year, I got to meet an actor from one of my favourite movies, Best In Show, and a personal inspiration - Parker Posey. I was so exicted meeting her that I almost peed!!

single black female

My occasional friend and occasional running partner Danie forwarded this to me. I say "occasional friend" because Danie does not like me when I am messy or wet. Sometimes when we go for runs, I get messy and wet. It is not my fault the puddles are there to tempt me. The puddles call out to me and ask me to splash in them, and it is bad bad to upset the puddles.


            Best Singles Ad Ever Written

            This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
            reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.


            SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
            ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES
            to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup
            truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
            lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
            of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get home from
            work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) XXX-XXXX
            and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


            Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
            Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
            (Men are so easy!)

my hot tryst with Colin Farrell

Everyone keeps saying to me "Lucky, I heard about your wild weekend at the Plaza Hotel with Colin Farrell." And to that I say "Eiraaaaaaw!!" Well, that's what I say to pretty much everything because I often try to bark and yawn at the same time. But for the record and to please my representatives, I have to affirm that I was not at the Plaza Hotel this past weekend cavorting with Colin Farrell. That was Lindsay Lohan. Yes, I do realize that Lindsay and I do look a lot alike, admittedly not as much as Ashlee Simpson looks like me (Ashlee and I even have the same haircut) and we both like drinking a lot of Red Bull. But come on, Lindsay's belly is nowhere near as wonderful to rub as mine. Look at her belly and now look at my belly. Now admit it, you want to pet my belly.

in the morning

There's nothing I like better in the morning than to make a really big poo while sniffing the morning news. Peoples like to drink their coffees and read the newspaper, and to me it's the same thing. I like to squat down, stick my nose up in the air, and take in the aroma of the daily events. I like doing this for a good long time. If it's cold out, I will often do it for longer. There's more news on cold days. And if it's raining... gosh, I could squat there for hours. My peoples are always impatient with me while I do this, they say "Hurry up, Lucky!!", but I like getting my daily news.

rain

I love rain. I love being a wet dog. I want to swim RIGHT NOW!!! Also, I need to make a poo and take a nap.