single black female

My occasional friend and occasional running partner Danie forwarded this to me. I say "occasional friend" because Danie does not like me when I am messy or wet. Sometimes when we go for runs, I get messy and wet. It is not my fault the puddles are there to tempt me. The puddles call out to me and ask me to splash in them, and it is bad bad to upset the puddles.


            Best Singles Ad Ever Written

            This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
            reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.


            SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
            ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES
            to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup
            truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
            lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
            of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get home from
            work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) XXX-XXXX
            and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


            Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
            Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
            (Men are so easy!)